Can you believe it’s Christmas time again? At the law offices of Hull, Holliday & Holliday, you can just feel the excitement! All the toy soldiers are lined up in their best Christmas fashion, the garland and tinsel sparkle with Holiday Greetings, and the “Major Award” from the movie “A Christmas Story” shines its gaudy brightness for all to see. The staff and attorneys merrily sing their favorite Christmas Carols as they work like Santa’s Elves preparing your evictions so you can kick as many tenants to the curb as possible before Christmas Eve. Someone’s going to be on the naughty list!
Nothing gets you in the Christmas Spirit better than when Andy, Denise and Kevin break into a rousing trio of “The Twelve Days of Evictions”. Those dulcet tones ring out:
“On the Twelfth Day of Evictions my client gave to me:
•Twelve tenants yelling
•Eleven drunks a ‘fighting
•Ten hoarders hoarding
•Nine writs a ‘serving
•Eight unauthorized occupants
•Six non-pay notices
•FIVE SWAT TEAM RAIDS!
•Four sent to collections
•Three bed bugs
•Two selling drugs
•And a Car in the Living Room!”
It just warms your heart.
On a more serious note, we appreciate your business and look forward to serving your legal needs for many years to come. We are excited to announce that we now offer electronic filing and monitoring of your account in addition to garnishments, commercial evictions, commercial lawsuits, defense of fair housing claims, secondary civil suits, and free training for you and all your staff. If you haven’t taken advantage of these services, contact us for more information.
From all of us at Hull, Holliday & Holliday, we wish you a Very Merry Christmas an Happy and Prosperous New Year. We have to run now. Someone just started a round of “Rudolph the Red-nosed Constable”.
Andy, Denise, Kevin, Julie, Gabe, Cindy, Mike, Shirley, Violeta, Matt, Tracy, Whitney, Lydia, Kelsey, Kitty, Jackie and Bett.